You know what folks? I would prefer Chris would steal stuff, but he won’t do that, because he is an “ethical” real estate agent. Yeah, right. That is as possible as a unicorn.
But Chris won’t take your stuff. He is an honest Dude. Dim witted, but honest. So we can deal with that.
But he will borrow your stuff. So be careful. If you are listed with him, and in the Hamptons for July, he will have a July 4th Toga Party at your place. For sure if you have a pool.
Which is ok, but he is a slob, and never cleans up.
Plus he will use your wive’s/mistresses lingerie as his Toga. The cheap bastard. And he sniffs it before putting the panties on his head. How pedestrian. Never flushes, and he can dump like a hors….. he can crap like an elephant. So lock the bathrooms.
Sorry to rat you out Dude. Someone has to keep you honest.
WORM!!!
Your Pal,
Walt
The “soft” market hasn’t impeded a Realtor or two in Greenwich from using their access to keyboxes for some afternoon delight either. After all, it’s less expensive and a little more scenic than the local area no-tell motels when you need to let off a little steam, so to speak.
Yes InfoDiva. A leading broker, first initial J (no mentioning names so Chris stays out of trouble–Heaven forbid that anyone identifies a local realtor as a crook), was involved in a shoplifting scandal. Odd that a sucessful broker would need to employ the five finger discount and even odder that she is in business today. Criminality isnt high on my list of reasons for selecting a realtor but other people may consider it a plus.
Poetic Justice,
There is no justice in this world…her boss at the time (good American-Irish Catholic) was mortified – took her free car back – fired her ass and she was welcomed with open arms by one of the most aggressive RE recruiters in Fairfield Cty.
Since then she’s gone from strength to strength.
Roger, I’d be happy to pass along his number, but I don’t think his barn door swings both ways…although, things are hard all over (in a manner of speaking, of course), so you could make him an offer!!
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June 25, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Shouldn’t you use the little registered trademark symbol whenever you use the term “Realtor”?
Otherwise readers might confuse these elite professionals with, say, the lowlifes who rob houses without benefit of a key box. Just sayin’
June 25, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Wasn’t there a realtor in Greenwich who was a little light-fingered a few years back?
I seem to recall something in the police blotter, and then heard nothing more.
June 25, 2009 at 9:13 pm
You know what folks? I would prefer Chris would steal stuff, but he won’t do that, because he is an “ethical” real estate agent. Yeah, right. That is as possible as a unicorn.
But Chris won’t take your stuff. He is an honest Dude. Dim witted, but honest. So we can deal with that.
But he will borrow your stuff. So be careful. If you are listed with him, and in the Hamptons for July, he will have a July 4th Toga Party at your place. For sure if you have a pool.
Which is ok, but he is a slob, and never cleans up.
Plus he will use your wive’s/mistresses lingerie as his Toga. The cheap bastard. And he sniffs it before putting the panties on his head. How pedestrian. Never flushes, and he can dump like a hors….. he can crap like an elephant. So lock the bathrooms.
Sorry to rat you out Dude. Someone has to keep you honest.
WORM!!!
Your Pal,
Walt
June 26, 2009 at 9:17 am
The “soft” market hasn’t impeded a Realtor or two in Greenwich from using their access to keyboxes for some afternoon delight either. After all, it’s less expensive and a little more scenic than the local area no-tell motels when you need to let off a little steam, so to speak.
June 26, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Anonymous,
I am stunned!!!!
Of whom do you speak??
I need a price opinion soon….:)))))
June 26, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Yes InfoDiva. A leading broker, first initial J (no mentioning names so Chris stays out of trouble–Heaven forbid that anyone identifies a local realtor as a crook), was involved in a shoplifting scandal. Odd that a sucessful broker would need to employ the five finger discount and even odder that she is in business today. Criminality isnt high on my list of reasons for selecting a realtor but other people may consider it a plus.
June 26, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Poetic Justice,
There is no justice in this world…her boss at the time (good American-Irish Catholic) was mortified – took her free car back – fired her ass and she was welcomed with open arms by one of the most aggressive RE recruiters in Fairfield Cty.
Since then she’s gone from strength to strength.
June 26, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Roger, I’d be happy to pass along his number, but I don’t think his barn door swings both ways…although, things are hard all over (in a manner of speaking, of course), so you could make him an offer!!
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