Fresh from their three-week Hawaiian vacation, the First Family is off again on their own separate vacations, courtesy of you. Hubby’s in Florida, getting golf tips from Butch Harmon and playing with his guy friends – Mr. War on Women refuses to play any sports with girls, ever, while Michelle and the girls are practicing skiing in Aspen. If you’re curious, their (separate) planes cost taxpayers $180,000 per hour to transport the family around the world.
But as soon as he’s back, Obama has promised to turn his attention to the unemployed, who may have heard that same vow four years ago but hey, the man’s been busy. Fore!