Her political career in the toilet, Kampallawalla Ding Dong does the only logical thing

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Vows to make airline toilets “handicapped accessible”. In announcing her new initiative to address “the most urgent issue facing America”, Kampallawala was passionate: “If we can get a school bus down a plane’s aisle,” the border expert demanded, “how difficult can it be to squeeze a wheelchair through?” (Cackle).