If we can only prop him up until January, we'll be spared Kampallawalla Ding Dong (Updated and bumped)

He clearly won’t remember being there, but Ol’ Dependables has gone to Italy — with his entire expanded family, thanks to us taxpayers — for the G7 summit. His handlers have already announced that he’ll be going to bed early and so will have to skip the G& Leaders dinner, but that’s probably a good thing; what little respect and credibility the US still has, if any, wouldn’t survive the sight of Joe planting his face into his soup bowl.

UPDATE: Oh, dear; even after the airport debacle, they let him continue to expose himself to the public eye. He’s safely in bed now, but they should have tucked him in as soon as he set his cushioned sneakers on the tarmac.