Well there goes Christmas, ruined
/We are sad to have to cancel our annual silly party. We planned it months ago as a @hillaryclinton victory party. I had personally cast the all-male, body-painted American flag tableau.
As Hillary said, “Let us have faith in each other, let us not grow weary, let us not lose heart, for there are more seasons to come.” And there will be more parties to come. Just not this year.
Upset? Nowhere to go this holiday season? Well you have only yourself to blame, you poopy-head: if only you'd worked harder for Hillary, none of this would have been necessary. As it is, well it's just too bad.
Here's what you'll be missing, if last year's party was typical, and from all accounts, it was.