Federal Highway Safety Commission to push for mandatory nap time for drivers

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"When I go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandmother," FHWA Administrator Greg Nadeau told FWIW, "not kicking and screaming like her passengers in the back seat.

"But we'd prefer that Granny; in fact, everyone die in their own bed, so to that end we've proposed mandatory 'time outs' for our nation's drivers. It may seem onerous at first, but if it saves the life of just one child ...."