Heck, here in Greenwich it takes at least $20 million to meat that threshold

you just don't measure up: not so far, anyway

British real estate agent claims his manager offered him a blowjob if he booked £180,000.

I assume that's commissions, not sales, but even so, it amounts to, roughly, a measly $7.2 million: our local managers are far more demanding, from what I hear.