What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
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Or a good sheep
A rooster clucks defiance, while a lawyer f***s the clients
A lawyer who raped a passed-out tourist at the Oktoberfest beer festival walked free from court with a suspended sentence claiming he developed a 'spontaneous affection' having guzzled at least 10 pints of beer.
The 38-year-old forced himself upon the holidaymaker at the famous beer festival in Munich while the man was in a drunken state, and told the court he could not explain his actions and that he was not homosexual despite sexually abusing the man.
