I want details, damn it!

Edward Skalandunas, 1933?

86-year-old golfer arrested for getting into a fight with a pair of youngsters.

GREENWICH — Police responded to an altercation at the Griffith Harris Golf Course on King Street over the weekend made three arrests on charges of breach of peace.

Matthew Rizzo, 32, of Franklin Street, Stamford; Michael Rizzo, 29, of White Birch Ridge, Weston; and Edward Skalandunas, 86, of Sheephill Road, Riverside, were all charged Saturday afternoon.

The nature of the dispute was not disclosed on the arrest report. The three men were released without bail.

I don't expect to be around to see 86 years but if I am, I hope I still have the stamina and moxie to brandish a club at a couple of young whippersnappers and get hauled off to the hoosegow. Mr. Skalandunas is my new role model and hero.