Finally, sanity returns to sports

Fresh from whupping a bunch of girls at the CT state championships, sprinter "ANDREA" Yearwood is looking forward to her next chance, this time on an international level

The IOC announces that men will now be able to compete directly against women. 

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) confirmed that it would allow transgender athletes to compete in whatever category they wish to participate in during the 2018 Winter Olympics, a report says.

IOC officials noted that they will not require athletes to compete in categories that match their birth gender nor will there be any gender or sex testing of competitors ahead of the games, Daily Caller reported.

"Science? We don' need no stinkin' science", scoffed IOC President Thomas Bach when interviewed by FWIW. "Social constructs determine reality, not morons in lab coats. 

"This farce has been going on since 1928, when some idiot came up with the idea that athletic competitions should no longer be determined by who was fastest or strongest. but should instead be divided between those who had, or didn't have a dick — what rubbish!

 "Now that society has determined that there is no basis for believing that there's any difference between the assigned-at-birth sexes, and thus no reason to discriminate against youngsters formerly known as men, we are again free to conduct sports events as they should be: the winner will be the person who comes in first, with no regard whatsoever to what's going on between their legs.

"We have high expectations that the next Olympics will see so-called-women athletes returned to their proper place: the back of the pack, and the world will finally see true social justice restored."

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