Holed by one

God bless her for the entertainment, but the Internet is forever, and one day, she may have to explain this to her kids

(PRESUMABLY that isn't Greenwich's own, Shep murray*, modeling the vineyard vines shirt, so he won't have to explain this photo, at least, to his own children) 

Miss Dakota Payne, 19, arrested for indulging in sex on golf course.

UPDATE: I am so very, very sorry—I neglected to include the link to this heartwarming story. Fixed now.

* Shep, you won't remember, but we were once racing on an RYC sailboat, rail down, rail meat on the weather side, shirtless, and you looked me over and asked, "so, how old are you, Chris?" I said "40", and you said to Ian, "40—I guess that's not so bad." You Bastard! My only consolation is that, a quarter-century on, you're lucky if today you look like me back then. : )