On a lighter note ...

Did he end up in Trump tower? I don't know, but it'd be amusing

For many years I shared an office suite with Jeremy Kaye, probably my very best friend (I'm tossing in the qualifier "probably" just so as not to offend other friends). If you've purchased or sold a house in Greenwich anytime in the past 37 years, the odds are good that Jeremy was on one side of the deal or the other. 

In 2008, maybe 2009, he and Lucile travelled to Miami to look at condos, whose prices had plummeted in the aftermath of the crash, and I was dumbfounded: "why on earth would you want to buy a condominium in Miami, of all places," I asked, "the worst place on earth?" He responded, "Chris, I'm Jewish, so I'm going to eventually end up in Florida anyway, and I want a bargain."

Oh, that card. Hope whatever you bought has increased in value, kid, and stayed dry during the recent drizzle.