Exhausted by the constant rush of air between her ears, the Democrats' favorite new barmaid star announces that she's going on vacation before she even reports for work

Mind you, it’s not actually a vacation but rather a week of “taking care of herself” by which, as an oppressed member of the colored people population, she is taking a brave political stance, rather than merely goofing off.

For a woman whining about trying to pay her rent just a few weeks ago, I wonder where she’s jetting off to, and who’s paying the fare?