Chez Fountaine goes to contract

9 William Street in Riverside, new construction, $4.495 million, 67 days. Various family members toured this replacement of the homestead, with differing reactions, but it's a great little street, and life on Ole's creek is idyllic. 

Ironic reference to the traditional fireplace

Who needs cabinets when the modern family doesn't cook?

As eos points out, you'll need a pogo stick to retrieve wine bottles from this unit

Nope: no idea what this is supposed to be