Is there room for nude house cleaners in Greenwich?

Australian ladies double their pay, cut their hours in half.

“A NAKED cleaner has revealed how she rakes in £57,000-a-year working just 16 hours each week.

The 28-year-old business graduate and single mum, from Australia’s Gold Coast, earns a living scrubbing, scouring and sponging totally starkers.”

£92 per hour for full nudity, less for maids in their underwear. Sounds perfect for Walt, but I’m guessing, given their proclivity for college-aged country club tennis pros, there would be more demand for young male toilet scrubbers here. No problem: supply will always rise to meet demand.