The man's a genius

CBS News’ head’s brother, Ben Rhodes, once boasted how easily he and his boss Obama turned the naive child reporters who cover Washington into “an echo chamber” so that the administration could whoop through the Iran nuclear deal. Hat tip to them, but The Donald managed to change the entire news cycle merely by serving fast food at the White House.

The press has gone crazy, digging up nutritionists who’ll condemn the very idea of offering 300-lb lineman a Big Mac and fries (the Clemson players loved them” and over at the Washington Post, their “fact checker” determined that Trump hadn’t really ordered 1,000 hamburgers —more like 300, according to the intrepid reporter — and, kid you not,, calculated that Trump’s claim that the hamburgers, stacked, wouldn’t actually build a tower “a mile high”. h

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No one expects reporters to investigate or write about the secret, deep-state conspiracy by the CIA and FBI to bring down a sitting president, but Trump at least distracted them from continuing their daily Russian collusion meme.

Easy as stealing candy from babies.

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UPDATE: Do you remember when the press savagely attacked Bill Clinton and, later, Obama, for eating at McDonalds? Neither do I. Clemson quarterback Trevor Lawrence, by the way, loved the food, and he wasn’t the only player to praise the President’s choice of what to serve

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