Bernie Sanders, 77, set to announce candidacy

“I’m as clueless and stupid as that Westchester Chicano chick, but at least I can use senility as an excuse”.

Sen. Bernie Sanders is set to announce he will run for president in 2020, three years after fighting the Democratic primary race against Hillary Clinton, according to reports.  

Independent senator Sanders, 77, plans to announce his presidential bid imminently, Yahoo News reports.  

Early polls of the race have shown him as one of the top candidates in the Democratic primary field. 

Just when it looked like Trump had lost his bid for reelection, along comes this ray of sunshine.