Everyone's favorite Realtor, Sally Maloney, has been released from her Ukrainian prison and is back in the United States
/All of her friends have been worried about Sally since she disappeared on a secret mission to Ukraine on behalf of Donald Trump, so we were all relieved when her boss, David Huffinpuffer, posted this picture of her in the Hooligan and Lawyers basement holding pen.
“We ordinarily use the space to confine agents who haven’t completed their continuing-ed requirements”, Huffinpuffer told FWIW, “but thanks to the intervention of Congressman Schiff and the beneficence of President Zelensky, we were able to move Sally out of the country and back home, on the condition that she remain down there until she’s honored Schiff’s subpoena and testified in D.C. She’ll soon be free to resume her storied career, thank goodness.”
She sure looks healthy and happy after her ordeal — David, thank you for bringing her home.