Well, at least he didn't kill her — at least he didn't do THAT!

Free Sugar Bear!

photo credit: Rashid Umar Abbasi

Pimp “Sugar Bear” admits to chopping up his ho and stashing her head in his freezer, but employs the SOD defense as to the actual murder.

It’s always “some other dude”, and I believe ‘em, just as I do the “Two Beer Defense”, the gold standard in attacking D.U.I. charges.

A Brooklyn pimp on trial for slaying his prostitute girlfriend and then butchering her body insists he didn’t kill the woman — he just chopped up her corpse and stashed her head in his freezer because he “didn’t want to be blamed” for her death.

Good, bold opening gambit by Sugar Bear’s PD, but then the lady lawyer let him down: “[She] did not provide an alternate explanation for the 32-year-old Foster’s death.” You always want to give the jurors an alternative explanation, and with a Brooklyn jury, who knows? They might buy it.