"And then I'm gonna git me a beer"

Fauxcahantas Warren claims her favorite workout music is “anything by Patsy Cline”

Who among us does not love Patsy Cline (and NASCAR), but that country great wasn’t known for performing songs with hard, driving beats suitable for prancing around in leotards. I’m pretty familiar with her oeuvre, and I can’t name a single song of hers that would be suitable for gym work (go ahead: see for yourself).

In fact, I’m beginning to think that our beer-swilling senator from Massachusetts is no more authentic than that other Bay State hero, John Kerry.

Go ahead: lie down, put your feet up, and work up a sweat as Patsy takes you down Memory Lane.