Let them eat cake

Moving to that great abattoir in the sky

CBS reports that “scientists” demand we hit “peak meat” by 2030. Seven years to fatten up, then it’s down to the UN recommended allotment: one hamburger, once a week. Period. Pasture land is to be converted to forest, so that we all may live, they say.

The trusted news source claims that raising animals for slaughter accounts for nearly 15% of global greenhouse gas emissions. That's five times as much as air travel and twice as much as the notoriously wasteful fashion industry.”

I have no idea where they come up with these figures, but I’ll happily accept them if it means our Hollywood caterwauls and world celebrities are forced to abandon Givenchy and Dior for sackcloth and ashes. What fun.