Lay off him!

Love me, I’m a Democrat!

Republicans are calling for Virginia Governor Ralph, “Al Jolson” Northam to resign, but no, no, no: his Democrat peers are already doing that, and, while no politician can afford to actually support him, the last thing Republicans should do is pile on. Northam is the perfect protective blanket for every Republican, from Trump, to Justice Kavanaugh, to the lowest Republican candidate for dog catcher, against every charge of racism a Democrat lobs their way. Stand back, hold your breath, and hope he remains in office.

Oh, what fun. And tonight only, Amazon’s offering a deal on popcorn.