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Duke star Zion Williamson’s Nike sneaker explodes, but fortunately for the manufacturer, Colin Kaepernick is unscathed.

“Meh” — Nike Chairman told FWIW, “we do social justice, not product. Some idiot in a Vietnamese sweat shop screws up and makes a bad shoe, who give’s a f**k? Coach Krzyzewski’s got his five-million for endorsing our crap this year, the kid’s gonna be better, sooner or later, so screw it, he’ll live; let’s Move On”