Greenwich Tax Collector moves to auction properties

Richman, poor man

“I’m from the government; I’m here to help

Howard Richman, Democrat, and new sheriff in town, schedules properties for auction this spring.

Reached for comment by FWIW, Richmond was unapologetic. “We’re being pretty kind, actually. Hell, over In Germany they take deadbeat property owners dogs and sell ‘em on EBay”, he chuckled. “In fact, I hear that when they came and grabbed one family’s pug, they considered taking the father’s wheelchair, too, but decided that might be a little over the line — I mean, for a cripple, sheesh — so desisted. And I agree, at least for a first offense. Second time, maybe not. And gerbils and guinea pigs will always be fair game.”