Good lord, now even the state's alligators are joining the fun

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Florida alligator breaks into Florida Woman’s home, steals her wine

An 11-foot-long alligator busted through a kitchen window in Clearwater, Fla., early Friday, prompting terrified residents to call 911, according to police.

Apparently disappointed by the menu, the gator proceeded to throw a wine-bottle-smashing tantrum worthy of Johnny Depp.

Resident Mary Wischhusen, 77, was on her way to the bathroom at around 3:30 a.m. when she heard a loud crash and discovered her unwelcome house guest, the Tampa Bay Times reported.

“All I had was a vision of a huge head,” Wischhusen told the news outlet. “A big head looking at me saying, ‘Hey!’ ”

The elderly woman locked herself in her bedroom while officers and trappers arrived.

“I don’t know why he wanted my red wine, but he got my red wine,” Wischhusen said of the gator.

77-year-old Mary Wischhusen sounds like one cool lady.