Maybe they just do takeout?

1 Hillside Drive, after originally asking $4.250 million last September before dropping to $2.995, reports a pending sale. The town’s appraised it at $4,117,300, but I’m astonished it’s found a buyer at any price.

The bedroom layout is certainly not family-friendly, but more important, it appears that food deliveries to the kitchen can only be accomplished by helicopter.

That seems inconvenient.