Okay, Mueller was a nothing burger, but what about the Russia/Trump/Greeley, Colorado feedlots connection?

Hold on, Donald, new orders from Moscow!

Hold on, Donald, new orders from Moscow!

The Washington Post ‘s investigative team speaks truth to power and lifts the top bun off Trump’s darkest secret.

According to the Post, which not only came up with this story but deemed it fit to print, Trump likes hamburgers, Stalin liked hamburgers, Stalin was a Russian, so res ipsa loquitur, eh? Eh? Wink’s as good as a nod, eh? Nudge nudge, jab jab.

Morons.