Finally, a politician who says what he means, and means what he says, and turns out, it's Obama!

“Okay, maybe I didn’t build it, but now I fucking own it, and yeah, Dude, those 67-acres and my beach are posted.”

Barack Hussain Obama: “At a certain point you’ve made enough money.” “You didn’t build that.” “There’s only so big a house you can have.”

Over in Obama World, the man who’s collected $40 million in speaking fees since leaving office, whose wife’s pocketed $135 million from book sales, and who, along with that wife, has just signed a mega-media deal worth millions and millions more, “you” really does mean “you”. Not him, for God’s sake, and not for his friends; he was addressing us Little People. Oh.

To prove his point and to rub our noses in it, our man of the people is under contract to buy a $14.5 million vacation home on Martha’s Vineyard, which will bookend his $8 million D.C. townhouse.

For the first time in my life, I’m proud to be an American