I can't improve on this, so I'll just pass it along
/FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY: Slippery Florida Woman Slips Out Of Handcuffs, Climbs Into Front Seat, Drives Off In Cop Car. “There is almost nothing in the world I would rather see more right now, maybe not even my sons bring home straight A’s, than that police officer trying to report to his chief where his patrol cruiser went.”
Much, much more at the link.