Headlines I never read past

Are those bearer bonds in that briefcase?

“All you need to know about Harry and Meghan’s life after Megxit.”

I did see somewhere else, though, that he’s worth $20 million, she’s got $5, and she’s eyeing a $27 million home in BC. I guess they plan to cash in on their former status, fast and furious.

Pray for Trump’s re-election and the steadfastness of Meghan’s vow to stay away from us until he’s gone.