This ought to do it

31 N. Porchuck cut its price today from $4.795 to $2.1 million. Purchased new in 2007 for $7.850. re-sold in ‘09 for $6.250, it’s been on the market this time since 2017, when it started at $10.

I haven’t toured the house in quite a while, but assuming the roof’s still intact and water hasn’t invaded, seems cheap.

UPDATE: Reader SP dug a bit deeper into this price drop and points out that it’s a supposed auction price. These things are almost always fakes and phoneys (well, “unsuccessful” might be a nicer way of putting it) so I wouldn’t get too excited about the figure. It’s possible that it’s legitimate but using history as our guide, look for this to fizzle. If the price holds, though, it’ll provide a nice comp for other unwanted mega mansions in obscure locations.