Shorelands contract

13 Old Club House Road, $1.975 million. Personally, I prefer my houses to be above the flood zone and have more than a ship’s galley kitchen, but as 51 Mayo Avenue shows, even $7 million doesn’t get you a decent kitchen, so what do you expect for a measly $2?

Water wings provided as a housewarming gift to the lucky buyers.

I suppose if you’re coming in from a NYC studio, this looks spacious