Maybe Jeffrey Toobin should have claimed he was just self-empowering, rather than saying he'd misheard the request that he show his subpoena

This is not Jeffrey Toobin

Ashley Grahm Strips Down for Empowering Nudie Selfie

It still might not have worked, however: the NY Post now reports that Toobin was doing a bit more than displaying his horn, he was tooting it.

There are many acceptable things one can do during a Zoom call, including sipping coffee, perhaps, or munching on a Danish. Self-abuse isn’t one of them, at least not at The New Yorker. Now he’s the Talk of the Town.

UPDATE: