"Who was that woman I saw you with last night?" "That was no woman, that's my brother-in-law, and we're all just sick about it!"

Married father of three wears girly-girly clothes to work “because I can”. There’s an old saying, often expressed in the legal world, that just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.

The habit began in college with an old flame — the two would practice dancing together, both in high heels. Then it quickly became normal for him.

(Tulip Rover’s not the only person who can troll on this site)

UPDATE — Another old joke one can longer tell:

Two friends, changing in their golf club’s locker room

(Glancing over) “Gee, Freddie, how long have you been wearing pantyhose?”

“Ever since my wife found a pair in the glovebox”.