Worried about serving that perfect Thanksgiving dinner to the 20 new friends you've invited?
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Lileks thoughtfully supplies this follow-up:
Dorothy Malone's wikipedia bio says "1901 - date of death unknown." Somehow she faded away.
This was Mr. Ferguson's sole appearance outside of his corner of the world and time. If he existed at all, that is.
Gran’pa Jack, alas, was not a Camel smoker (actually, he didn’t smoke at all, but …)
