Okay, he's not mostly dead, he's all dead

Who needs a quarter for the coffee machine?

They said he had died, they denied it, now Chinese authorities admit that head of hospital is dead.

Chief spokesman Kung Flu clarified things: “It just so happens that we thought our friend here was only mostly dead. Now, there's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. All dead, well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do.  Go through his clothes and look for loose change.”