Well, at least self-abuse and whiskey will work, right? Right?

Fake news, alas. Or that’s what they want you to believe.

French government denies claims that cocaine cures wu hu flu.

No Peruvian Marching Powder? Really? Well damn. Just two days ago we reported that masturbation and hard liquor were effective against the dreaded coronavirus — if that’s also bogus science, what’s the point of going on?