As flu cases in Greenwich soar, our First Selectman takes bold action

Okay, that’s done; I’m off to the Vineyard

Effective immediately and until further notice, Greenwich property owners may employ only one gasoline-powered leaf blower at a time to clear their lawns. (By “employ”, I don’t think our leader envisions a Greenwich homeowner actually using such a machine himself, but you get his meaning.)

“It may be unpopular”, Camillo told FWIW, “ but we’ll do what needs to be done and that goes for anything.”

We can all breath easier now.