Well, that's one way to "end" the crisis

Here’s to success!

Here’s to success!

Japanese newspaper reports claims that the reason China is reporting no new China Virus cases in Wuhan is that China has stopped testing for new cases in Wuhan.

Apologies to Hillary, other Democrat politicians, and their scribes for referring to Kung Flu as anything but the Chinese Communist Party’s official, approved name, COVID-19 — we’re awaiting their approval to substitute “CCP Virus” instead, but until then, our name warehouse is limited to “Chinese Virus”, Kung Flu, General Tso’s Sicken” and that old pearl, “Yellow Peril”. Your editors regret their failure to properly stock sufficient inventory.

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UPDATE: You could reclassify instead of declassifying, and do what Russia’s doing: “pneumonia” cases soar, while Kung Flu cases dwindle. And don’t worry, CNN will have your back.

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