Between plum pepper up the butt, methanol down the gullet and this, the Muslim problem may just be solved

Coronavirus is for infidels! Mosques stay open.

There was an article in the Sunday Times Magazine years ago, when I still read it, that, explaining how science is taught in madrasas, went something along the line of “you take two molecules of hydrogen, combine it with one molecule of oxygen and inshalla, there is water”.