Well, that does it, I'm no longer going to take my guide for living from this man

“But vagina candles? Sure, they’re alright; Gwenyth told me so”

John Cusack, who has been in the throes of Trump Derangement Syndrome since 2016, who has called for a coup to be staged against the man, who has advocated refusing vaccination for children, has now determined the source of Kung Flu: yes, it’s the Chinese, but it’s not from their bioweapon labs, but from cellphone towers.

Actor John Cusack is the latest Hollywood star to jump on off-the-wall conspiracy theories railing about the alleged dangers of powerful new 5G networks, which some claim weaken human immunity, making people more susceptible to COVID-19.

“5 – G wil [sic] be proven to be very very bad for people’s health,” tweeted the star of the 2000 movie based on Nick Hornby’s “High Fidelity” novel.

“I got sources in scientific community – and medical,” he claimed Tuesday — angrily calling his critics “just DUMB” and “ f—ing Sheep.”

I’ve always relied on celebrities and athletes to shape my thoughts, just because they wouldn’t have achieved success unless they were really, really smart, but these days my faith is a bit shaken.