Harvard to change "Master of Business Administration" degree to "Group Participation Award"

And with grades eliminated, everyone gets a perfect GPA

Already out:: “master bedroom” and “master sommelier”. Next up, “Chess Grand Master”, “Masterpiece Theater” “Master Card”, “masters classes“, and every schoolboy’s favorite, “Master Bates”. Mechanics may be briefly confused by the renaming of brake master and slave cylinders but once it’s explained how those terms are relics of a racist past they will surely admit their white guilt and adopt “Can’t we all get together and stop forward progress?” as the correct term. That or get fired.