Real estate descriptions (and the agents who write them) are the same all over

Have I got a deal for you!

From FWIW’s New Mexico correspondent:

We make fun of real estate agents who make lakes out of ponds. In Taos, indeed probably all of NM, where water is scarce, they take it a step further. Consider this inviting description (found here:)

"A pond is created by a natural spring and brings a water element to this property."

Behold said pond.