NFL will now play what the NAACP calls "The Negro National Anthem" before games.

With just a dash of tranny

Followed by the audience and players kneeling for the old. racist American National Anthem. Between those two sing-alongs and the ritual burning of our flag, I presume the fans will also be treated to a rousing rendition of the Internationale, and in a bow to our indigenous friends in the casinos, something jaunty from the American Indian repertoire, like this Apache War song. My Apache’s a little rusty, but a rough translation goes like this:

Yes, we do eat sticks and dirt,

And yes we have no wheel,

But we are fierce, and dish out hurt

And force our slaves to heel,

And oh! Our women skin our captives alive.

(Or something like that.)