Woman is burned up even BEFORE being told she'd tested positive for Whu Hu Floo, and now she’s really pissed

Well of course you can trust us; I’ve got a paper, right here!

Well, something like that. Six months after dying of COPD in February and being cremated, the health department writes that her June 1 COVID test had come back positive and demands that she self-isolate

Nothing like a good cremation to ensure isolation, but exactly how reliable are these “positive” test results, anyway?

(As a side note, George Floyd, that child-rapist whose autopsy revealed that he’d died from acute fentanyl poisoning, turned out to also be COVID-positive — does this mean his death was added to the COVID tally? Asking for a friend. )