High class problems for the poor and the middle class
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what, we run out of seal blubber or something? Oh boo, hoo, hoo
“Who says they have to have het?”, White House Press Secretary Jenny asked reporters today. “Aren’t6 these people always boasting about their guns, bibles,a nd their rugged, pioneer traditions? Well, the real pioneers didn’t have heat, except for smoldering little fires of buffalo shit. And they killed off the buffalo. So let ‘em burn cow pies, or their bibles — what do we care, here in Washington?
“The president is talking about saving the world from the complete destruction that awaits us in 2030” she continued, “and these people are complaining that they can’t afford deadly fossil fuels? Give me break.”
