What if they gave a party and nobody came?

Stereotyping, or a necessary precaution — why are this man’s arms bound behind his back?

Mexican Independence Day is celebrated at Town Hall, attended by six paid observers, nine dancers, and a small, dark, oily spot, “possibly creosote”.

First Selectman Freddy Camillo had promised to send Blondi out, but she needed time to primp for the Adopt-a-Dog party the following Sunday.

“Naturally, we were a bit disappointed by the turnout”, Miss Petunia Gullibell, Greenwich’s Director of Special Ethnic Events told FWIW, “but we’re hoping for better things next week, when we’ll be honoring Kazakstan. A famous native of that country is coming, and he’s promised to provide his own crowd, and a film crew! He's scheduled an interview with Mr. Freddy, and I’m sure we’re all looking forward to that.”

Accidently tested at the border for COVID and found to be infected, Joaquín Guzman disguised himself as a hysterical, virus-fearing Karen and made his way to town.