I've never watched the Grammys in my life, but I will this year, because they're promising dwarfs and giants. Will the later toss the former? I'll tune in to find out

“Look out below!” Andre does Tom thumb

The Grammys have sent out an “inclusion rider” identifying nine Wokeism categories that must be addressed during the show, and one of the must-have categories to be honored is “sizeism”. Hell, I didn’t even know such a thing existed, but if it involves dwarf tossing, I’m all in.

and midget bowling too?