Willie Sutton comes to Greenwich

they really be this dumb?

Two Range Rovers stolen from (an unspecified) Greenwich “country club”. Unlocked, key fobs in both, of course.

Nice trade in

I do enjoy this bit of the story:

A Prius that had been reported stolen in New Jersey was recovered at the club, police said. The thieves traveled in it to steal the cars in Greenwich, a common pattern, according to authorities.

New Jersey for Priuses, Greenwich for the good stuff. Our reputation crosses state lines.