The world summit on global warming hits a snag, and a look at the future: not enough chargers for the celebrities’ electric car fleet

you ain’t goin’ nowhere

Only one for every 23 Jaguars — No Priuses, please, we’re British.

If the organizers could just harness the CO2 generated by the jets flying 25,000 greenies to and from Glasgow, not to mention the hot air from the politicians and bureaucrats themselves, the problem would be solved.

Or they could walk. In his book “The Complete Walker” (1968) Colin Fletcher included a quote from Bertrand Russell in the preface, something along the lines of “When the crowds gather in Trafalgar Square to cheer the announcement of their destruction in the impending nuclear Armageddon, they would not do so had they all walked ten miles that day”.